my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted