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i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via 1-3-00-6-555-06)


i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via believed)

me:[clicks on customize]
me:[opens 18 tabs]
me:[puts on hard-hat]
me:time to change my theme.


*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via virginity)


don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(via suicidal-psychopathic)


when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

(via cramp)


my standards are way too high, especially for someone this ugly

(Source: flawfilled, via illwriteyournameonabullet)


if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via fake-mermaid)


wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution, via bastille)