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cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via sleepingbreathless)



egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via sleepingbreathless)



cyberho:

if a cockroach ever touches one of my limbs I’m chopping it off 

(via ukrainianbarbiedoll)



rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via miscaitlin)



spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via chickennugies)