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brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

(Source: cuntoxica, via feelingxsuicidalx)



kaliforhnia:

I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.

(via six-shotslater)



styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

(via australiansanta)



rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via babyybarbieee)



h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

(via australiansanta)



jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
image

(Source: jadelust, via australiansanta)



gurlfriend:happy fathers day
bf:but im not a dad
gf::)


screarner:

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

(via australiansanta)